Gene, Gene, the Bowling Machine

How is it that I have neglected to blog about my new bowling shoes? All hail the Dexter Genes[TM]! They are so white they could blind an Inuit. They have already added 2 pins to my game! They are so incredibly uncool and geekified that even Dexter recognized it and stopped making them.

I'm going to get me some of that shoe white that nurses use to make sure they stay as gleaming (and I assume antibacterial) as possible.