Beefcake promises MHI win using 'Humility Tactics'

In a phone interview earlier today, Beefcake revealed plans to enter MHI with an emphasis on luring his opponents into a false sense of security. He also said, "If horse racing is the sport of kings, then bowling should be a very good sport as well."

If Beefcake indeed competes, he will have bowled in all odd-numbered McCracken tournaments. Due to his Herculean strength while tossing a six-pound ball at pins, Beefcake was once thought to be all power but no accuracy. However, he proved doubters wrong at MC3 by rolling a 134 average as part of the Runner-Up squad with Eddie "Oofta" O'Flaherty and Eric "Marlon Brando" Anderson.


The bowling world waits to see which Beefcake will bowl in MHI.