Better living through bowling
posted by Clint Gardner at 8:38 AM
Just as you must gloat when you do well, you must divulge when you suck. Please give us the grisly details, sir!
9:04 AM PDT
Nothing to detail. Just a horrific night of picking up no spares and ending with gut-wrenching gutter balls, which I can blame on the beer I was drinking to give me sollice at so poor a performance. I don't think I broke a hundred in my last two games. THE HORROR THE HORROR.
10:57 AM PDT
You are a delivery boy sent by the grocery clerk to collect the bill.
11:49 AM PDT
I'm a soldier.
1:29 PM PDT
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