Theorris Smash!

I haven't bowled in six months, but managed a 180 first game.

Boo yeah!

Here is Catinlap throwing a mighty strike on the sixth frame  (effects by Instagram):

Jeff Clark Challenge 2010!

Bowling is how you do a birthday right!

While Jen prepares to throw (front), Jeff, Dustin, and Christina discuss the merits of bowling over essential beer.

Jeff steels himself for a mighty throw.

And away it goes!

Jeff did not come in last (LJ).  Your esteemed correspondent came in second (TB).

Pin smash!

Theorris Smash!

It has been far too long! Has bowling become obsolete? I think not.

I bowled a 207 with 6 strikes in a row in the Time Change Day Challenge!

Here's proof:

Condiment asked for it

Game one of the extraordinary February Sunday league:

Not Catinlap (top score) had 199!

Game 2:
Note that I had (bottom score) 197! Holy living fuck!

Bowling manifesto

As a syndicate we are failing. Where are all our bowlers? Where? Where, I ask!

How TheOrris got his groove back

I am C. I rock. I achieved 176 and 139 after a wonderful start of 89.

Theorris Smash!

In the second somewhat annual Condiment Challenge, I, Theorris, walked away with a convincing victory. After a sly opening game of rolling 104, I proceeded to throw a 179 and a 174, using the deep magic of the dark side. (Which was basically focusing on the head pin and not throwing like a just-released mental patient.)

Condiment and Middlebrow were dismayed by my mighty throw. Shame and beer were widely appreciated.