HAVE YOU SEEN MY RING?
This is the ring that was bestowed upon me following my crushing victory over
a young Marlon Brando in the much talked about Provo Classic. I believe it was given to me by a saint. Or some type of winged man.
From what I can tell, this ring is the key to my success as a bowler. Destroy this ring and you will destroy all that is great about Lintinin.