HAVE YOU SEEN MY RING?
This is the ring that was bestowed upon me following my crushing victory overa young Marlon Brando in the much talked about Provo Classic. I believe it was given to me by a saint. Or some type of winged man.
From what I can tell, this ring is the key to my success as a bowler. Destroy this ring and you will destroy all that is great about Lintinin.
2 Comments:
The reason why the Provo Classic championship was bullshit is because it was played on two lanes and our lane had heavy pins and a weird grip on the floor. A proper championship will alternate lanes thusly (1:2:2:2:2:2:2); that is, Bowler A bowls on lane 1 and sits down. Bowler B bowls on lane 1 and then lane two and sits down. Bowler A bowls on lane two and then lane one. Et cetera. You guys found a lane that you liked and took us off of our good lane (the one we were averaging (as a team, mind you) about 180 and I was averaging around 200. So there. The story of a MELTDOWN is bullshit. It was sabotage.There was probably some of the usual Rock-n-bowl sabotaged mixed in there as well, if I remember correctly.
9:16 AM PDT
Your recollections are proposterous.
Marlon Brando experienced a collapse
comparable only to the numerous collapses of Barry Bonds in each and every post season that he has played.
A lane is a lane. And Elaine is Elaine.
8:38 AM PDT
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